A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

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Strike A Pose

Today is probably the only day of the year when all straight men across the country will switch from Sport Center to CBS without putting up a fight.


Okay wait, I take that back, Shark week also tends to cause this shocking sight as well. 

Today is also a day where almost all women across the country will fantasize about flaunting their swagger in leafy bikini bottoms and pasties over their nipples.


(Of course I do this every day!)

Are you ready to see some hot ladies with massive wedgies?

miranda kerr in thong

Well tonight is the Victoria’s Secret Annual Runway Show.

Ladies, don’t blame your parents for not giving you the genes for mile-long legs, tight as a rock tummies and firm “cheeks” that could crack a walnut because you can still achieve these things! (Men, you can certainly gain some great tips TOO!)

Check out how BELOW! 

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Sloppy Glamour

“So we meet again…”

Ah yes, it’s every celebrities least favorite time of year; the time when they “must” get up close and personal with some brown-ish green concoctions that rival the look of sewage.

Oh how glamorous award season truly is!

Why oh why is guzzling down vomit-like substances the preached “cure” to ridding excess body fat?

Well, because these detox fad diet book covers all seem to scream, “lose 21 in 21,” and “flat abs in minutes”.

And since everyone, even celebrities, cannot resist a quick fix, they seem to fall for these gimmicks and… wind up slurping down glops of pureed who knows what, only to feel as if their stomach is eating their own internal organs because it’s so pissed off that it’s not getting real food.

I hate it break it to you, but you should listen to your cranky stomach and chuck that mushy once orange and now slightly blue lumpy mixture down the garbage disposal (not the drain, you might need a plumber to unclog it… that could have been YOUR THROAT).

Celebrities may publicize their excruciating tactics to fit into their size negative 10 Versace dresses or Dolce & Gabbanna suits but adopting a lot of diet tactics from “celeb-ville” is about as smart as a chicken with it’s head cut off.

So instead of choking down something you might find in a pig’s trough, why not nosh on whole foods like fruits, vegetables and lean protein. Now that’s an award winning concept!