I’m not sure if you are all aware but… the Super Bowl is this Sunday.
Take a minute to snap out of your shock.
In honor of the chicken wing “man-oliday” (yes, ladies I understand some of you may like watching that pig skin being thrown around, but I am generalizing here), I decided to showcase my own fantasy football team… “celeb-ville” style.
Quarter Back: Madonna (Have you seen her pythons!?)
Wide Receiver: George Clooney (Because he is just such a catch.)
Center: Jenna Jameson (I heard she likes things between her legs!)
Tackle: Vin Diesel (Nuff’ said)
Guard: Britney Spears‘ father, Jamie Spears (Well, he is doing a fabulous job of guarding his daughter!)
Tight End: David Beckham (His latest underwear commercial confirmed his position on the field.)
Full Back: Khloe Kardashian (This position needs someone bigger… and hey, she’s the giant of the Kardashian clan.)
Half Back: Meryl Streep (She is one of the most convincing actresses out there. No doubt that she will be able to pull this role off too!)
Linebacker: Kim Kardashian (Because these sisters always seem to come in pairs, and imagine Kim squatting on the field…)
Kicker: Giselle Bundchen (Even if she can’t kick the ball, her gams will distract the other team!)
Punter: Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser wants to prove that he is not just the school nerd…)
Who would be on your dream team and why?
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