A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

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Don’t Bother Mastering This Cleanse

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Tsk. Tsk Beyonce!

Why on earth would you drink urine to lose weight? Oh right…

“Can you pay my bills…” 

Seems like money was the motivating factor as was not wanting to be “bootylicious” for your role in the movie Dream Girls.

Yep. Still have yet to seen that one. Not going to lie, I am still scarred from Austin Powers

What I also don’t want to see, ANYONE drinking the Master Cleanse Diet concoction of maple syrup, lemon, water and cayenne pepper! 

Watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities to find out why! I mean, money most likely isn’t coaxing YOU into doing this, so why, why would you!

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities!

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GiGi Eats Celebrities: Added Bonus!

While my main source of caloric intake is celebrities, I have decided to wander into the other aisles at the grocery store (literally).

For more details on what the heck I am talking about, check out the video I made about the newest development at GiGi Eats Celebrities!

(Oh check out my sexy face right there!)


DON’T FORGET! There is a NEW EPISODE of GIGI EATS CELEBRITIES coming THIS TUESDAY… which also happens to be my BIRTHDAY!

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Cockeyed Cookies

If you want to munch on cookies all day long… you can call this number toll-free to get the details.

1-877-IDI-OTIC

That’s right, the Cookie Diet is IDIOTIC and it’s actually quite comical that people can be convinced that noshing on processed nuggets is the key to weight loss.

Check out episode three of GiGi Eats Celebrities for all the sugary details!

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Sloppy Glamour

“So we meet again…”

Ah yes, it’s every celebrities least favorite time of year; the time when they “must” get up close and personal with some brown-ish green concoctions that rival the look of sewage.

Oh how glamorous award season truly is!

Why oh why is guzzling down vomit-like substances the preached “cure” to ridding excess body fat?

Well, because these detox fad diet book covers all seem to scream, “lose 21 in 21,” and “flat abs in minutes”.

And since everyone, even celebrities, cannot resist a quick fix, they seem to fall for these gimmicks and… wind up slurping down glops of pureed who knows what, only to feel as if their stomach is eating their own internal organs because it’s so pissed off that it’s not getting real food.

I hate it break it to you, but you should listen to your cranky stomach and chuck that mushy once orange and now slightly blue lumpy mixture down the garbage disposal (not the drain, you might need a plumber to unclog it… that could have been YOUR THROAT).

Celebrities may publicize their excruciating tactics to fit into their size negative 10 Versace dresses or Dolce & Gabbanna suits but adopting a lot of diet tactics from “celeb-ville” is about as smart as a chicken with it’s head cut off.

So instead of choking down something you might find in a pig’s trough, why not nosh on whole foods like fruits, vegetables and lean protein. Now that’s an award winning concept! 

Pregnant with a Cheesy Gordita

Hey, check it out, a ticking time bomb.

Jess, question. Did Eric implant a baby elephant in your belly because the way you have been eating has a lot of us very confused and some even a little concerned.

Kiddie cereals, macaroni and cheese, southern fried… EVERYTHING and buttered pop tarts? Your baby sounds like it is training to beat the Black Widow in a food eating competition!

Unless you want to give birth to a baby sumo wrestler, you may want to rethink your dietary choices, although, since you’re so far along in your pregnancy, it may be pointless for you at this point.

Gaining more than 35 pounds during the nine months leading up to the “amazing fiesta” in the delivery room, can lead to numerous problems including hypertension and diabetes. The heavier you get, the larger your baby gets and the more likely you will have deliver the baby via c-section. Scars are so not in Jessica, luckily I am sure you’re team of beauty experts already bought out the department store section of scar erasing lotions!

And even though you signed a deal with Weight Watchers as motivation to sweat off those ice cream and twinkie binges, losing the baby weight is still going to be as grueling as climbing Mt. Everest during Nepal‘s worst blizzard in history.

Now it may sound as if I am attacking you Jess, but I really am not! I am team Simpson ALL THE WAY! I am just concerned for you and your baby’s health. I want you to be as healthy as you possibly can during this time of your life that apparently you have been waiting for since you pretty much popped out of your mother’s womb!

So congratulations Jessica… and Eric, but do you really need to continue to eat enough for a family of ten on Thanksgiving?