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Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama: Chowing Down!

Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you! 

Do the chicken dance!

Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat

The definition of deep throating

Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat

Pizza face

Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat

Lickity… Splat

Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams of fat

 

Ain’t no friend of Porky the Pig!

Pork Stick (4 oz): 160 calories & 6 grams of fat

A cow’s nightmare… and an elephants!

Meatball Sub (8 inch meat & cheese sub): 922 calories & 41 grams of fat

Now aren’t you two just the mirror images of health… Yeah, no.

Well regardless of their atrocious eating habits, you still need to do your part today, so go out and VOTE!

 

Who would you rather grab a bite with? 

 

 

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Donald Duck, It’s Time To Put Your Pants On

Indecent Exposure.

X-Rated Displays.

Salacious Exhibition.

Pant-less in a Public Setting.

These are problems/issues that have plagued American society for years. I must apologize in advance for this tangent, but this issue was brought to my attention while idling in Los Angeles traffic, by a rather astute gentleman, who most certainly wears pants, my brother. When moving through traffic that moves about as slow as lava flowing up hill, you need something to talk about or else you will go crazy! In this case though the traffic only granted my brother extreme clarity.

In our conversation we discussed how cartoons regularly seem to defy our country’s “put some pants on in public” law and consistently get away with it!  I have never once seen Tony the Tiger or Baloo from the Jungle Book get tackled and tasered by police due to their lack of trousers.

Why can’t I NOT wear pants in public?! I can barely begin to fathom how much time I have wasted trying to select the best ass-hugging pants to wear. 

The image these cartoons, I’m looking at you Daffy Duck, are portraying to children (and some “adults”) is sick!

IT MUST BE STOPPED!!!

Celebrities such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj, have been heavily influenced by these pants-less cartoons. Have you seen the outfits they wear in public? It’s like they hired Bugs Bunny or Garfield as their stylists.

If this continues, it will only get worse. The youth of America are easily persuadable and these cartoons only reinforced the notion that being bottomless in public is A.OK.

Honestly though, with obesity rates so high in America these days, I don’t think anyone would want to see their neighbors, pant-less, strutting his or her stuff through the produce section at the grocery store. Think about it! For every one person that you wouldn’t mind seeing, there are nine that you most definitely do not want to see!

You’re lucky I could CROP this photo!

These cartoons must PUT SOME PANTS ON, even leggings will do! It is an outrage that no one is talking about it!

I am frankly shocked that this has yet to be debated by President Obama or his Republican challenger Mitt Romney. Hopefully, in one of the upcoming debates.

Below is a slide show of the guilty parties:

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Really Peter… Common Brian, did you NOT just read what I said?!