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Gut Therapy

Let’s face it…

Your gut probably looks like…

Or

All thanks to

And lots of…

But very little…

While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut.

(However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.)

You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised of you liver, kidneys and intestines) from all the fat globs and excess alcohol you pounded last week, you will enhance your immune system, thus lessening your risk of getting sick this winter.

Looking a little under the weather there Hill.

Why don’t you try and avoid continuing to live the Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears lifestyle throughout the holidays.

Instead…

  • Lay off the alcohol, drugs and tobacco as much as possible. Tell Cheech and Chong that you’ve got to cool it. 
  • Take a stress break every so often. You don’t need to be first in line to buy the newest Ferbie? (Yeah, apparently those are back)
  • Cut down on over-the-counter drugs. Only ignore this if your in-laws are REALLY pissing you off.
  • Drink like a fish (water that is). Wait, do they even drink? I need a marine biologist!
  • Eat high fiber fruits and vegetables. Time to buy some Beano!
  • Shun fried foods and processed foods. No more deep-fried Twinkies for you!

Wait, hold the phone. These tips actually sound like the lifestyle you should be living every day, not just after a gluttonous meal.

So if these tips were a pony, jump on them and go for a ride!

Okay, that didn’t make any sense at all…

Wee!

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Thanks For Giving Me A Fat Ass Thanksgiving

IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!) 

MY FAVORITE WEEK OF THE YEAR! 

Okay, okay, I must calm down. 

NOPE I CANNOT DO THAT!!!

What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkeyCranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you?

Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how float like a Macy’s Day Parade balloon after your FEAST!

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

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Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama: Chowing Down!

Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you! 

Do the chicken dance!

Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat

The definition of deep throating

Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat

Pizza face

Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat

Lickity… Splat

Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams of fat

 

Ain’t no friend of Porky the Pig!

Pork Stick (4 oz): 160 calories & 6 grams of fat

A cow’s nightmare… and an elephants!

Meatball Sub (8 inch meat & cheese sub): 922 calories & 41 grams of fat

Now aren’t you two just the mirror images of health… Yeah, no.

Well regardless of their atrocious eating habits, you still need to do your part today, so go out and VOTE!

 

Who would you rather grab a bite with? 

 

 

Tricks For Those Halloween Treats

(Spooky Video Below!)

Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by?

The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy

BOO!

Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you?

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Cover of "Boo! (Halloween Glow Books)"

Justin Bieber’s Halloween Costume!

Calorie-Free Dessert

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Okay, okay, keep your pants on. What I am about to let you in on is not 100% calorie free, but it’s pretty darn close! 

How would you like to wolf down that glistening slab of pecan pie that’s been serenading you for the past half hour? 

Or would you rather share your candle-lit bubble bath with a pint of Baskin Robbins‘ finest?

Well start filling the tub because you’re in luck! Sort of…

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

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That’s One Hot Dog! GiGi Eats Groceries

Ball Park Franks. Sausages. Frankfurter.

All of these words are synonymous with calorie loaded lard explosives.

Luckily the hot dog gods (AKA Applegate Farms) heard my (or perhaps our) pleas and decided to appease me/us by making healthy dogs! That’s right, HEALTHY hot dogs!

Hey Sexy Face! 

Grass-fed and grass-finished red meat is far healthier for you than the grain-fed red meats you usually stumble upon in your local grocery store. In order to make sure you’re purchasing the grass-fed variety, the label must clearly state that the animal got to nosh on lawn (grass-fed), otherwise you’re purchasing the corn-stuffed beef.

Grass-fed beef, it’s what’s for dinner!

*PS: Clearly this post ain’t for the vegans and vegetarians out there. I apologize for this, but you can still share it with any of your meat-loving friends!

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Come On Down To The BBQ

Celebrities… they’re just like us!

They like to…

Shovel mashed potatoes and chicken burgers into their traps.

Mashed Potato Calories (1 cup): 200

Chicken Burger Calories: 325 (includes bun, tomato & lettuce)

Risk dripping relish, ketchup and mustard all over themselves as they lick condiments off their hot dogs before actually eating the dog (hey, if I were once a vegetarian, I’d savor the taste of my sausage too).

Hot Dog (Beef) Calories: 220 (includes bun)

Nibble on the rind of corn… corn… mmm…

Ear of Corn Calories: 155 (with a pat of butter)

See how deep they can stick a corn dog in their mouth before actually taking a bite.

Corn Dog (4 oz) Calories: 271

Shove the entire burger into their mouths out of fear that someone might steal their food.

Hamburger Calories: 512 (with bun, condiments and lettuce)

Airplane spoonfuls of good ol’ Ben and Jerry into their food funnels!

Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream Calories: 1,080 (one pint)

And of course they also love to double fist their food for that perfect bite.

Coney Dog Calories: 420

French Fries Calories (3 oz): 271

Sorry EVERYONE but… Regardless as to whether or not it’s a holiday or you’re a celebrity, calories still matter.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! (Oh I am so patriotic!)