A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

Posts tagged ‘holiday’

Gut Therapy

Let’s face it…

Your gut probably looks like…

Or

All thanks to

And lots of…

But very little…

While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut.

(However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.)

You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised of you liver, kidneys and intestines) from all the fat globs and excess alcohol you pounded last week, you will enhance your immune system, thus lessening your risk of getting sick this winter.

Looking a little under the weather there Hill.

Why don’t you try and avoid continuing to live the Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears lifestyle throughout the holidays.

Instead…

  • Lay off the alcohol, drugs and tobacco as much as possible. Tell Cheech and Chong that you’ve got to cool it. 
  • Take a stress break every so often. You don’t need to be first in line to buy the newest Ferbie? (Yeah, apparently those are back)
  • Cut down on over-the-counter drugs. Only ignore this if your in-laws are REALLY pissing you off.
  • Drink like a fish (water that is). Wait, do they even drink? I need a marine biologist!
  • Eat high fiber fruits and vegetables. Time to buy some Beano!
  • Shun fried foods and processed foods. No more deep-fried Twinkies for you!

Wait, hold the phone. These tips actually sound like the lifestyle you should be living every day, not just after a gluttonous meal.

So if these tips were a pony, jump on them and go for a ride!

Okay, that didn’t make any sense at all…

Wee!

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Thanks For Giving Me A Fat Ass Thanksgiving

IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!) 

MY FAVORITE WEEK OF THE YEAR! 

Okay, okay, I must calm down. 

NOPE I CANNOT DO THAT!!!

What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkeyCranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you?

Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how float like a Macy’s Day Parade balloon after your FEAST!

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

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Tricks For Those Halloween Treats

(Spooky Video Below!)

Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by?

The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy

BOO!

Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you?

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Cover of "Boo! (Halloween Glow Books)"

Justin Bieber’s Halloween Costume!

Come On Down To The BBQ

Celebrities… they’re just like us!

They like to…

Shovel mashed potatoes and chicken burgers into their traps.

Mashed Potato Calories (1 cup): 200

Chicken Burger Calories: 325 (includes bun, tomato & lettuce)

Risk dripping relish, ketchup and mustard all over themselves as they lick condiments off their hot dogs before actually eating the dog (hey, if I were once a vegetarian, I’d savor the taste of my sausage too).

Hot Dog (Beef) Calories: 220 (includes bun)

Nibble on the rind of corn… corn… mmm…

Ear of Corn Calories: 155 (with a pat of butter)

See how deep they can stick a corn dog in their mouth before actually taking a bite.

Corn Dog (4 oz) Calories: 271

Shove the entire burger into their mouths out of fear that someone might steal their food.

Hamburger Calories: 512 (with bun, condiments and lettuce)

Airplane spoonfuls of good ol’ Ben and Jerry into their food funnels!

Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream Calories: 1,080 (one pint)

And of course they also love to double fist their food for that perfect bite.

Coney Dog Calories: 420

French Fries Calories (3 oz): 271

Sorry EVERYONE but… Regardless as to whether or not it’s a holiday or you’re a celebrity, calories still matter.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! (Oh I am so patriotic!)

Pucker Up!

GET

A

ROOM

NOW!!!

Oh celebipoos, it’s sooo great that you have found love (for the next fifteen minutes) but why do you have to flaunt your love affairs for all the world to see. Giving each other some sugar in public is just plain repulsive. So stick your tongues back in your own faces and get yourself to a motel that swanky $2,000 a night Ritz Carlton presidential suite your “loins” are craving!

You know what actually may be worse than catching Janice Dickinson giving some sugar to a man about half her son’s age?

Actually taking the phrase “give me some sugar” literally.

Borrowing a cup of sugar from your neighbor, racing to the coffee shop because YOU NEED THAT triple shot of syrup in your morning brew… sneaking a spoonful of sugar from the pantry when no one is looking… All of these acts are just as bad as seeing Kelsey Grammer topless kissing his lady love.

Sugar, in all of its forms, can trigger processes that could possibly lead to a chronic disease pandemic including liver toxicity.

Why should we care about our livers? Well lets just say they are as important to our functioning bodies as fake tans are to the cast of Jersey Shore.

(Hot damn! Where did you get your hat?)

So while viewing celebrities groping in public may be incredibly disturbing, sucking down sugar may actually be naughtier.

Whoops. Did I just put a damper on your Valentine’s Day? Are you reading this while macerating a disgusting Marshmallow Peep? Well just think about…

Yeah, that’s enough to turn anyone off of sugar… fake boobs, tattoos and… corn row dreadlocks?

Yum Yum In Your Tummy!

This blog will fill you to the brim!! It will be like you’re eating Thanksgiving Dinner EVERY other Tuesday starting early February!

The turkey you will feasting on!

90 Bottles of Beer on the Wall…

Actually, no, no beer here… but a VIDEO FOR YOU!