A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

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Thanks For Giving Me A Fat Ass Thanksgiving

IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!) 

MY FAVORITE WEEK OF THE YEAR! 

Okay, okay, I must calm down. 

NOPE I CANNOT DO THAT!!!

What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkeyCranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you?

Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how float like a Macy’s Day Parade balloon after your FEAST!

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Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama: Chowing Down!

Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you! 

Do the chicken dance!

Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat

The definition of deep throating

Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat

Pizza face

Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat

Lickity… Splat

Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams of fat

 

Ain’t no friend of Porky the Pig!

Pork Stick (4 oz): 160 calories & 6 grams of fat

A cow’s nightmare… and an elephants!

Meatball Sub (8 inch meat & cheese sub): 922 calories & 41 grams of fat

Now aren’t you two just the mirror images of health… Yeah, no.

Well regardless of their atrocious eating habits, you still need to do your part today, so go out and VOTE!

 

Who would you rather grab a bite with? 

 

 

Tricks For Those Halloween Treats

(Spooky Video Below!)

Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by?

The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy

BOO!

Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you?

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Cover of "Boo! (Halloween Glow Books)"

Justin Bieber’s Halloween Costume!

Recipe For A Healthier Cereal

What did you nosh on this morning? A huge trough of Fruit Loops… Or are you the type to tote a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch around with you throughout the day?

Sorry to be the GRIMM REAPER OF FOOD but… those cereals among many others that line grocery store shelves are, well… scarier than some of the costumes you may see on Halloween!

Atrocious amounts of sugar, sneaky, hidden trans fatty acids, fiberless carbohydrates and added fillers all hide in these processed foods and contribute to that “muffin top”, “bagel butt” and “donut thighs” you don’t want.

If you weren’t planning on being a human cinnamon bun for Halloween… 

Watch the latest episode on how to pick a HEALTHIER cereal, if you must eat cereal at all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7IpVRgVr1M

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

CLEARLY EMMA NEEDS TO WATCH GIGI EATS GROCERIES!!

Although who can resist these fruity bombs!? They are fruity… So does that qualify as eating fruit? NO!

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How To Ward Off Vampires

I was sitting in Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s kitchen watching her stir a vat of cabbage soup the other day when she revealed a bit of inside scoop about her days on the set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

She told me that her vampire ass-whooping moves (you know, the ones that motivated you to take up karate) weren’t the actual cause of “death” to the blood suckers that kept popping out from behind headstones. Instead, she told me that they all perished because of one very potent repellant that she always had “on hand”.

Sarah, I am sorry, but I am going to have to disclose your “secret” because… Well, it’s just plain stupid and everyone must know (after all, Halloween… It’s all about the prevention against vampires, unless of course… You’re any of the sexy ones from True Blood or wait, those two from The Vampire Diaries… Mmmm, YUM! 

I wouldn’t be a good friend if I wasn’t truthful, right?

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Stupid Snack Attacks

I’M HUNGRY!!!!

When Mr. Hungry comes crawling on into your stomach, all you want to do is reach for a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies or Oreos, am I right?

Of course, doing this is an invitation for trans fatty acids and processed carbohydrates to enter and trash your body…

Don’t you DARE think you’re doing yourself any favors by inviting their 100-calorie counterparts to the shin-dig going on in your stomach instead… They are just as horrendous as the fully loaded originals … To find out why, check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries!

Mr. Hungry… SUCK IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5k5XVL4Bts

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Catch Up With This Condiment

Ah ha ha, totally laughing at the title of this blog post… I am just so creative, no? Can you guess what condiment I am discussing today?

Any ways… As you can tell summer is drawing to a close. No more thong bikinis… Nut huggers…

Sad right?

Oh wait, maybe you still wear these things around your house.

The changing seasons doesn’t mean you’re going to be putting the hot dog and hamburger condiments away though so it would be really smart for you to watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries.

I expose… and I mean EXPOSE one condiment… and it’s not even wearing a thong? Okay, I have no idea where that thought came from, but go with it.

Check it out! It’s quite scandalous!

AND SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD! 

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Liquid Salads

I recently discovered a bag of salad greens that must have thought it was playing hide and seek with me (spinach is quite the ace at hiding in my fridge apparently) because when I checked out the “use by” date, let’s just say it was… past its prime.

RAUNCHY! The sell by date says NOVEMBER 2011!

The leaves resembled something that might come out of a cow’s ass and you know what? When I opened the bag (yeah, not too sure WHY I did that), it brought me back to my youth when I used to shovel shit at the ranch I worked at every summer.

Definitely as FUN as it looks! Hey look, she’s from Wyoming too! (No, we are not related)

Well a few days ago when I opened my first bottle of Pressed Juicery, my nose had quite the deja vu of the manure field.

Whoa! Climbing to the top of that mountain takes more oxygen than climbing Mount Everest!

In Pressed Juicery‘s defense, I really think I just ordered poorly. You see, I selected Greens 1 which is full of kale, spinach, romaine, parsley, cucumber and celery. Eating chalk sounds better than slurping down that. When I tried my friend’s Greens 3 though… 

I went from… 

To…  

Wait, maybe I am just happy to ORDER SOME REAL FOOD!?

Clearly adding apple, lemon and ginger MAKE QUITE THE MOUTH PLEASING DIFFERENCE! 

Pressed Juicery Greens 3

But wait, why did I put myself through this liquid roughage torture?

Well, I mean, all the celebrities are drinking it, so I had to see what the fuss was all about. (Read that line in a sarcastic tone please) 

Nicole Richie, Rooney Mara, Zooey Deschanel, Gwen Stefani, Minka Kelly… the laundry list of celebrity names could continue (but that reminds me, I have to do laundry); they’re all obsessed with these liquid salads! Some even go to the extreme of ONLY drinking the juice for a few days to lose weight. 

While solely drinking these bottles of vegetables is definitely NOT recommended AT ALL… These juices are actually quite healthy and make the perfect in between meal snacks or a great way to down some veggies quickly. 

The only problem with these drinks is that they lack fiber. And we all know fiber… is what makes you… well, you know! That’s why I say these are good as snacks, but not great as meal replacements, so do yourself a favor and continue to eat your balanced meals throughout the day. 

So why exactly are these celebrities obsessed with downing mixtures including beet, carrot, kale, spinach, romaine, parsley, cucumber and celery? Vegetables are full of vitamins, minerals and antioxidants known to rev energy levels, clear skin, reduce inflammation in the body and oh so much more! 

So yes, this fad may actually be a good one, just as long as you follow it appropriately, IE: you keep eating your healthy balanced meals.

As for me, the fact that half of my Greens 1 bottle is still in my refrigerator is a pretty good indication that I will just stick with real salads! 

My favorite salad on the FACE of the planet! Salad Nicoise – This would actually taste BOMB if it was “pressed”!

Sweeten Up Your Life, Naturally

COFFEE!!!

You’re probably slurping down your sugar infused beverage as you read this… Are you now thinking to yourself, “no I just put creamer in there so EFF YOU GiGi for trying to make me feel guilty about my drink”… Well guess what? There is sugar in cream too! 

Would you like to jazz up your cup of joe (because common now, black coffee tastes like dirt and cow manure mixed together, don’t ask me how I know this… But I will give you a hint, I am from Wyoming) without feeling guilty about dumping two tons of the sweet stuff in your drink? Then watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries to find out how!

PS: For those of you who cannot drink caffeine, those herbal tea concoctions and oh so innocent looking smoothies you order instead are also JAM PACKED with sugar! You might as well just walk right out of that coffee shop or smoothie joint if you’re looking for something healthy to drink. Water or plain herbal tea is always best, and I MEAN ALWAYS!

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Uma Loves A Threesome

Who would have thought Uma Thurman to be of the kinky sort. Poison Ivy… what a hot porn star name. 

There are only two men she will get frisky with at the same time though. 

Ben & Jerry!

You know you’re curious, don’t lie! Check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities and figure out just how sticky this situation truly is! 

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