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Gut Therapy

Let’s face it…

Your gut probably looks like…


All thanks to

And lots of…

But very little…

While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut.

(However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.)

You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised of you liver, kidneys and intestines) from all the fat globs and excess alcohol you pounded last week, you will enhance your immune system, thus lessening your risk of getting sick this winter.

Looking a little under the weather there Hill.

Why don’t you try and avoid continuing to live the Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears lifestyle throughout the holidays.


  • Lay off the alcohol, drugs and tobacco as much as possible. Tell Cheech and Chong that you’ve got to cool it. 
  • Take a stress break every so often. You don’t need to be first in line to buy the newest Ferbie? (Yeah, apparently those are back)
  • Cut down on over-the-counter drugs. Only ignore this if your in-laws are REALLY pissing you off.
  • Drink like a fish (water that is). Wait, do they even drink? I need a marine biologist!
  • Eat high fiber fruits and vegetables. Time to buy some Beano!
  • Shun fried foods and processed foods. No more deep-fried Twinkies for you!

Wait, hold the phone. These tips actually sound like the lifestyle you should be living every day, not just after a gluttonous meal.

So if these tips were a pony, jump on them and go for a ride!

Okay, that didn’t make any sense at all…


Britney Spears Coffee Disaster

490. 610. 1790.

No. I did not just give you my phone number (although, you could try calling and see what happens! ha ha).

I actually just listed a few calorie counts for some ABSOLUTELY ABSURD coffee concoctions!

Sadly, many of us, including Starbucks‘ spokesmodel Britney Spears, should really be heading to rehab for our insane addictions to these oh so unhealthy beverages.

For more details check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities!

PS: It’s my birthday today… as a gift to me, EAT A SPINACH SALAD… don’t take a swim in a churning vat of Cake Batter Flavored Fro-Yo!

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Molehill Mayhem

Big Ones

Small Ones


Alright everyone, lets be real.

We have all had to stomach the “pizza face” look at one point or another… Even the “aliens” in “celeb-ville” have had to deal with the pepperoni!

(Mmm… take-out)

But there are ways to minimize these pesky molehills!

Oh and you don’t have to go in debt while trying to pay for any ridiculous procedures… or use a year’s salary to buy eighteen different over-priced molasses thick concealers that wind up making you look like you have frosting on your face.

Who on earth is this delicious piece of chocolaty goodness? Any guesses?

Hey Chris, Brit, Cam, and the rest of you, why don’t you try…

  • Washing your pillowcases on a regular basis. Wait? Who does that?

That pillow looks ACNE INFESTED Rachel!

  • Eating vitamin-A rich foods. Bugs Bunny had it right!

Check out that SEXY complexion!

  • Keeping your hands off your face. Must… not… pop… blackheads!
  • Washing your face twice a day. Morning and night. Morning and night.
  • Avoiding excess makeup. Sorry clowns.
  • Taking a potent multivitamin. Unless you eat 4 tons of kale a day, you need to toss a multivitamin in your trap.
  • Including chromium and zinc in your diet. Don’t ask questions, just do it.
  • Moving your booty! Run a marathon… walk around the block, SOMETHING!

“People wonder why I work out so much! The secret is out!”

  • Stressing less. You SCREAMING at the doofus driving in front of you will do absolutely nothing to clear the traffic off the road.


So how do you keep your skin spotless? Any tips for…

Pig Skin Dream Team

I’m not sure if you are all aware but… the Super Bowl is this Sunday.

Take a minute to snap out of your shock.

In honor of the chicken wing “man-oliday” (yes, ladies I understand some of you may like watching that pig skin being thrown around, but I am generalizing here), I decided to showcase my own fantasy football team… “celeb-ville” style.

Quarter Back: Madonna (Have you seen her pythons!?)

Wide Receiver: George Clooney (Because he is just such a catch.)

Center: Jenna Jameson (I heard she likes things between her legs!)

Tackle: Vin Diesel (Nuff’ said)

Guard: Britney Spears‘ father, Jamie Spears (Well, he is doing a fabulous job of guarding his daughter!)

Tight End: David Beckham (His latest underwear commercial confirmed his position on the field.)

Full Back: Khloe Kardashian (This position needs someone bigger… and hey, she’s the giant of the Kardashian clan.)

Half Back: Meryl Streep (She is one of the most convincing actresses out there. No doubt that she will be able to pull this role off too!)

Linebacker: Kim Kardashian (Because these sisters always seem to come in pairs, and imagine Kim squatting on the field…)

Kicker: Giselle Bundchen (Even if she can’t kick the ball, her gams will distract the other team!)

Punter: Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser wants to prove that he is not just the school nerd…)

Who would be on your dream team and why?

Oh I am sorry; were you drooling for some healthy tips and tricks to curb you from spiking your diet like the football on the field this Sunday? Well I’ve got your back like a defensive line man! Check it out!