A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

Posts tagged ‘bacon’

Thanks For Giving Me A Fat Ass Thanksgiving

IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!) 


Okay, okay, I must calm down. 


What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkeyCranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you?

Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how float like a Macy’s Day Parade balloon after your FEAST!

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

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That’s One Hot Dog! GiGi Eats Groceries

Ball Park Franks. Sausages. Frankfurter.

All of these words are synonymous with calorie loaded lard explosives.

Luckily the hot dog gods (AKA Applegate Farms) heard my (or perhaps our) pleas and decided to appease me/us by making healthy dogs! That’s right, HEALTHY hot dogs!

Hey Sexy Face! 

Grass-fed and grass-finished red meat is far healthier for you than the grain-fed red meats you usually stumble upon in your local grocery store. In order to make sure you’re purchasing the grass-fed variety, the label must clearly state that the animal got to nosh on lawn (grass-fed), otherwise you’re purchasing the corn-stuffed beef.

Grass-fed beef, it’s what’s for dinner!

*PS: Clearly this post ain’t for the vegans and vegetarians out there. I apologize for this, but you can still share it with any of your meat-loving friends!

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Pork Chops in Bikinis

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Renne Zellweger, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, LL Cool J, Catherine Zeta Jones, Stacey Keibler, Matthew McConaughey… All star in the upcoming flick, Pork Chops in Bikinis! Bound to be a bigger hit than all those Twilight Movies!

Just kidding! But what all these celebrities do have in common, is that they all swear (or at one point did) by the Atkins Diet.

Hot damn, eat fatty sausages never looked sexier.

Find out MORE in episode six of GiGi Eats Celebrities!

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That’s Greasy

If you want a smoking hot body like Paris Hilton

Kate Upton

Padma Lakshmi

and Audrina Partridge…

Then perhaps it’s time you put on or go buy your skimpy bathing suit (gentleman, this means nut huggers for you) and submerge yourself into a meaty triple decker tur-por-chick-hamburger with all the fixings. Don’t you dare forget the ketchup!

Thank you Carl’s Jr. for this superb, albeit slightly smelly, diet trick.

In all seriousness though, the only reason why these luscious ladies are giving their burgers the “come-hither” stare is because the aroma of these “bun packages” has them all delusional! Do I smell a burger cologne in the near future?

Considering the average calorie count of a fast food joint’s meat mound is around 900, one would question what’s really in their secret recipes.

Eating burgers with such atrocious nutrition labels, even in the most seductive way possible, will only leave you feeling as sexy as an octopus with a stomach ache.

(“I need some Pepto-Bismol, STAT!”)

And while these “appetizing” ladies may indulge in a burger every so often, they’re more likely to be seen getting down and dirty with a tossed salad than a triple cheese, bacon, heart attacking inducing sloppy mess (Now that’s naughty…)

So if you ACTUALLY DO want a taut bikini body (summer is around the corner even if you see eight feet of snow outside) … Climb your way out of that meaty triple decker tur-por-chick-hamburger.

Oh and you can forget the ketchup.

Production Begins Tomorrow!

Tomorrow is day F – DAY! That’s right, filming begins for GIGI EATS CELEBRITIES.

I will be working with an amazing team and I am thrilled to be finally getting this production under way!

For the past seven months I have been conjuring up GIGI EATS CELEBRITIES with Idalis Leon. She is an incredible mentor, teacher and hosting coach and I know that without her guidance this show wouldn’t be what it soon will be! (Yes, I have very high hopes and you all should too)!

So everyone please stay tuned.

GIGI EATS CELEBRITIES will launch February 2012!

Get ready for some bacon, cookies, nursing home food and seaweed!

Another clue…

SO WHO IS STILL RIDICULOUSLY curious about what GiGi Eats Celebrities is??

Well, MINI spoiler alert: it’s going to be a VIDEO BLOG… So get ready for some crazy shenanigans to ensue! Seriously. Just imagine… Victoria Beckham, Stripping, Bacon, A Stripper Pole, Jennifer Aniston, Cabbage and Mathematics.

Drip some of that grease on a stripper pole

The Countdown Continues!

You certainly won’t be able to control my mouth in… 91 days!


Take the poll in the previous post… to try and figure out what this is all about! You will certainly be STARVING in 91 days, that’s for sure. I know I am already dreaming about bacon in bikinis…