A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

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Strike A Pose

Today is probably the only day of the year when all straight men across the country will switch from Sport Center to CBS without putting up a fight.

man-watching-tv-holding-football

Okay wait, I take that back, Shark week also tends to cause this shocking sight as well. 

Today is also a day where almost all women across the country will fantasize about flaunting their swagger in leafy bikini bottoms and pasties over their nipples.

brad-pitt-steak-pasties

(Of course I do this every day!)

Are you ready to see some hot ladies with massive wedgies?

miranda kerr in thong

Well tonight is the Victoria’s Secret Annual Runway Show.

Ladies, don’t blame your parents for not giving you the genes for mile-long legs, tight as a rock tummies and firm “cheeks” that could crack a walnut because you can still achieve these things! (Men, you can certainly gain some great tips TOO!)

Check out how BELOW! 

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Gut Therapy

Let’s face it…

Your gut probably looks like…

Or

All thanks to

And lots of…

But very little…

While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut.

(However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.)

You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised of you liver, kidneys and intestines) from all the fat globs and excess alcohol you pounded last week, you will enhance your immune system, thus lessening your risk of getting sick this winter.

Looking a little under the weather there Hill.

Why don’t you try and avoid continuing to live the Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears lifestyle throughout the holidays.

Instead…

  • Lay off the alcohol, drugs and tobacco as much as possible. Tell Cheech and Chong that you’ve got to cool it. 
  • Take a stress break every so often. You don’t need to be first in line to buy the newest Ferbie? (Yeah, apparently those are back)
  • Cut down on over-the-counter drugs. Only ignore this if your in-laws are REALLY pissing you off.
  • Drink like a fish (water that is). Wait, do they even drink? I need a marine biologist!
  • Eat high fiber fruits and vegetables. Time to buy some Beano!
  • Shun fried foods and processed foods. No more deep-fried Twinkies for you!

Wait, hold the phone. These tips actually sound like the lifestyle you should be living every day, not just after a gluttonous meal.

So if these tips were a pony, jump on them and go for a ride!

Okay, that didn’t make any sense at all…

Wee!

Morning Glory

(Video Below)

Are you giving that pot of coffee some sexually suggestive glances every morning around 10 am? 

While downing four cups of coffee may suppress your randy side, you may not actually need to imbibe. 

The reason why you may be lagging in energy is because you may have fueled up this morning on…

These energy robbing powder bombs. Or… 

These mushy artery clogging nuggets.

But if you truly want pin-sharp focus and enough energy to compete in five Olympic events, one after the next … check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries and see how you can karate chop your current unhealthy breakfast!

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How About A Stroke?

Paris Hilton has never really done anything intelligent… 

One Night in Paris

Her collection of books 

Jail time for her stack of DUIs

House Of Wax 

My New BFF” and “The World According to Paris

Singing

(I could keep going, but you get the picture)

So what makes people think her diet is anything but dense?

Check out what Paris does/did in order to keep her booty in sex tape shape!

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Britney Spears Coffee Disaster

490. 610. 1790.

No. I did not just give you my phone number (although, you could try calling and see what happens! ha ha).

I actually just listed a few calorie counts for some ABSOLUTELY ABSURD coffee concoctions!

Sadly, many of us, including Starbucks‘ spokesmodel Britney Spears, should really be heading to rehab for our insane addictions to these oh so unhealthy beverages.

For more details check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities!

PS: It’s my birthday today… as a gift to me, EAT A SPINACH SALAD… don’t take a swim in a churning vat of Cake Batter Flavored Fro-Yo!

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Bunny Hop Bodies

Are you craving a bod like…

Or how about…

Is this more your flavor?

Then perhaps it’s time you don a pair of lycra hot pants… grab yourself some arm candy and get to the nearest dance floor.

Mmm Hmm. That’s right, dancing is a brilliant way to flatten that stomach, tighten that tush… and make you even consider consider buying…

Have you seen Kelly Osborne’s dancing transformation? She went from…

To…

Hey look, she bought the tu-tu!

Oh and you cannot forget this monstrosity’s transformation…

We can thank Maskim Chmerkovskiy for this final product…

Give her a whip and people will start calling her Dominatrix Alley. Imagine taking a stroll down that side street…

Honestly though, the point I am trying to make, other than the fact that dancing causes you to splurge on some interesting outfits, is that taking up the fine art of dance enhances your endurance, strength, flexibility and sense of well being (obviously it tightens up… “loose ends” too). Or in other words, it is a fun heart-pumping exercise definitely worth trying.

Pop any one of these dance videos in your DVD player if you’re not quite ready to sport that tu-tu in public…

Do you boogie on down? What’s your dance your pants off theme song?!