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Strike A Pose

Today is probably the only day of the year when all straight men across the country will switch from Sport Center to CBS without putting up a fight.

man-watching-tv-holding-football

Okay wait, I take that back, Shark week also tends to cause this shocking sight as well. 

Today is also a day where almost all women across the country will fantasize about flaunting their swagger in leafy bikini bottoms and pasties over their nipples.

brad-pitt-steak-pasties

(Of course I do this every day!)

Are you ready to see some hot ladies with massive wedgies?

miranda kerr in thong

Well tonight is the Victoria’s Secret Annual Runway Show.

Ladies, don’t blame your parents for not giving you the genes for mile-long legs, tight as a rock tummies and firm “cheeks” that could crack a walnut because you can still achieve these things! (Men, you can certainly gain some great tips TOO!)

Check out how BELOW! 

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities!

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Thanks For Giving Me A Fat Ass Thanksgiving

IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!) 

MY FAVORITE WEEK OF THE YEAR! 

Okay, okay, I must calm down. 

NOPE I CANNOT DO THAT!!!

What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkeyCranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you?

Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how float like a Macy’s Day Parade balloon after your FEAST!

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Recipe For A Healthier Cereal

What did you nosh on this morning? A huge trough of Fruit Loops… Or are you the type to tote a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch around with you throughout the day?

Sorry to be the GRIMM REAPER OF FOOD but… those cereals among many others that line grocery store shelves are, well… scarier than some of the costumes you may see on Halloween!

Atrocious amounts of sugar, sneaky, hidden trans fatty acids, fiberless carbohydrates and added fillers all hide in these processed foods and contribute to that “muffin top”, “bagel butt” and “donut thighs” you don’t want.

If you weren’t planning on being a human cinnamon bun for Halloween… 

Watch the latest episode on how to pick a HEALTHIER cereal, if you must eat cereal at all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7IpVRgVr1M

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

CLEARLY EMMA NEEDS TO WATCH GIGI EATS GROCERIES!!

Although who can resist these fruity bombs!? They are fruity… So does that qualify as eating fruit? NO!

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How To Ward Off Vampires

I was sitting in Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s kitchen watching her stir a vat of cabbage soup the other day when she revealed a bit of inside scoop about her days on the set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

She told me that her vampire ass-whooping moves (you know, the ones that motivated you to take up karate) weren’t the actual cause of “death” to the blood suckers that kept popping out from behind headstones. Instead, she told me that they all perished because of one very potent repellant that she always had “on hand”.

Sarah, I am sorry, but I am going to have to disclose your “secret” because… Well, it’s just plain stupid and everyone must know (after all, Halloween… It’s all about the prevention against vampires, unless of course… You’re any of the sexy ones from True Blood or wait, those two from The Vampire Diaries… Mmmm, YUM! 

I wouldn’t be a good friend if I wasn’t truthful, right?

If you want to know the TRUTH… Watch the SEASON FINALE of GiGi Eats Celebrites!

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Stupid Snack Attacks

I’M HUNGRY!!!!

When Mr. Hungry comes crawling on into your stomach, all you want to do is reach for a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies or Oreos, am I right?

Of course, doing this is an invitation for trans fatty acids and processed carbohydrates to enter and trash your body…

Don’t you DARE think you’re doing yourself any favors by inviting their 100-calorie counterparts to the shin-dig going on in your stomach instead… They are just as horrendous as the fully loaded originals … To find out why, check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries!

Mr. Hungry… SUCK IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5k5XVL4Bts

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Catch Up With This Condiment

Ah ha ha, totally laughing at the title of this blog post… I am just so creative, no? Can you guess what condiment I am discussing today?

Any ways… As you can tell summer is drawing to a close. No more thong bikinis… Nut huggers…

Sad right?

Oh wait, maybe you still wear these things around your house.

The changing seasons doesn’t mean you’re going to be putting the hot dog and hamburger condiments away though so it would be really smart for you to watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries.

I expose… and I mean EXPOSE one condiment… and it’s not even wearing a thong? Okay, I have no idea where that thought came from, but go with it.

Check it out! It’s quite scandalous!

AND SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD! 

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Sweeten Up Your Life, Naturally

COFFEE!!!

You’re probably slurping down your sugar infused beverage as you read this… Are you now thinking to yourself, “no I just put creamer in there so EFF YOU GiGi for trying to make me feel guilty about my drink”… Well guess what? There is sugar in cream too! 

Would you like to jazz up your cup of joe (because common now, black coffee tastes like dirt and cow manure mixed together, don’t ask me how I know this… But I will give you a hint, I am from Wyoming) without feeling guilty about dumping two tons of the sweet stuff in your drink? Then watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries to find out how!

PS: For those of you who cannot drink caffeine, those herbal tea concoctions and oh so innocent looking smoothies you order instead are also JAM PACKED with sugar! You might as well just walk right out of that coffee shop or smoothie joint if you’re looking for something healthy to drink. Water or plain herbal tea is always best, and I MEAN ALWAYS!

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe!

Take a gander at what I really think the ideal diet and exercise plan is.

Follow GiGi Eats Celebrities on Twitter!

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BTW: The season FINALE of GiGi Eats Celebrities, Season One airs THIS TUESDAY!