A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

Archive for August, 2012

Sweeten Up Your Life, Naturally

COFFEE!!!

You’re probably slurping down your sugar infused beverage as you read this… Are you now thinking to yourself, “no I just put creamer in there so EFF YOU GiGi for trying to make me feel guilty about my drink”… Well guess what? There is sugar in cream too! 

Would you like to jazz up your cup of joe (because common now, black coffee tastes like dirt and cow manure mixed together, don’t ask me how I know this… But I will give you a hint, I am from Wyoming) without feeling guilty about dumping two tons of the sweet stuff in your drink? Then watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries to find out how!

PS: For those of you who cannot drink caffeine, those herbal tea concoctions and oh so innocent looking smoothies you order instead are also JAM PACKED with sugar! You might as well just walk right out of that coffee shop or smoothie joint if you’re looking for something healthy to drink. Water or plain herbal tea is always best, and I MEAN ALWAYS!

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Donald Duck, It’s Time To Put Your Pants On

Indecent Exposure.

X-Rated Displays.

Salacious Exhibition.

Pant-less in a Public Setting.

These are problems/issues that have plagued American society for years. I must apologize in advance for this tangent, but this issue was brought to my attention while idling in Los Angeles traffic, by a rather astute gentleman, who most certainly wears pants, my brother. When moving through traffic that moves about as slow as lava flowing up hill, you need something to talk about or else you will go crazy! In this case though the traffic only granted my brother extreme clarity.

In our conversation we discussed how cartoons regularly seem to defy our country’s “put some pants on in public” law and consistently get away with it!  I have never once seen Tony the Tiger or Baloo from the Jungle Book get tackled and tasered by police due to their lack of trousers.

Why can’t I NOT wear pants in public?! I can barely begin to fathom how much time I have wasted trying to select the best ass-hugging pants to wear. 

The image these cartoons, I’m looking at you Daffy Duck, are portraying to children (and some “adults”) is sick!

IT MUST BE STOPPED!!!

Celebrities such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj, have been heavily influenced by these pants-less cartoons. Have you seen the outfits they wear in public? It’s like they hired Bugs Bunny or Garfield as their stylists.

If this continues, it will only get worse. The youth of America are easily persuadable and these cartoons only reinforced the notion that being bottomless in public is A.OK.

Honestly though, with obesity rates so high in America these days, I don’t think anyone would want to see their neighbors, pant-less, strutting his or her stuff through the produce section at the grocery store. Think about it! For every one person that you wouldn’t mind seeing, there are nine that you most definitely do not want to see!

You’re lucky I could CROP this photo!

These cartoons must PUT SOME PANTS ON, even leggings will do! It is an outrage that no one is talking about it!

I am frankly shocked that this has yet to be debated by President Obama or his Republican challenger Mitt Romney. Hopefully, in one of the upcoming debates.

Below is a slide show of the guilty parties:

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Really Peter… Common Brian, did you NOT just read what I said?!

Uma Loves A Threesome

Who would have thought Uma Thurman to be of the kinky sort. Poison Ivy… what a hot porn star name. 

There are only two men she will get frisky with at the same time though. 

Ben & Jerry!

You know you’re curious, don’t lie! Check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities and figure out just how sticky this situation truly is! 

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Calorie-Free Dessert

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Okay, okay, keep your pants on. What I am about to let you in on is not 100% calorie free, but it’s pretty darn close! 

How would you like to wolf down that glistening slab of pecan pie that’s been serenading you for the past half hour? 

Or would you rather share your candle-lit bubble bath with a pint of Baskin Robbins‘ finest?

Well start filling the tub because you’re in luck! Sort of…

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Mesmerized By Mariah’s Wacky Diet

Yeah, yeah, yeah…

Mariah Carey did come clean to numerous magazines about how she rid the baby weight she gained after shooting out twins from her WHO-HAW in 2011. Apparently she had Jenny Craig hold her hand as she tried not to slip and fall in her own sweat at the gym.

(You dominate that treadmill Mariah!)

But I cannot help but bring up a diet she tried back in the day that is just utterly head-scratching.

Food Combining.

Wait, aren’t we all on this diet? I mean, you put the turkey on the (WHOLE GRAIN) bread with the (GRASS FED) cheese and the mustard… 

Not exactly…

Rules of Food Combining:

  • Starch & Sugar should not be eaten with protein and acidic fruits
  • Starch and Sugar should only be eaten with oils, cream or butter
  • Non-Root Vegetables should be eaten with EITHER starch or protein
  • Wait four hours between starch laden meals and protein filled meals

Mariah noted that this diet was so EFFING confusing, she decided to just stop eating. That’s how she wound up losing enough weight to be able to fit back into her high school cheerleading outfit. 

(Captain of the cheerleading squad?)

Okay, I have no idea if she was on the cheerleading squad, she could have been the bad ass behind the dumpster toking up for all I know, but she did note her body was back down to the size of a 17 year olds’. 

(Just the way Nick Cannon likes it) 

Don’t start digging your extra large spoon into a tub of cream topped with sugar because you think Mariah’s body looks “banging”. 

Multiples studies state, “the idea that certain foods and nutrients were not intended to be eaten together is not logical.” 

  1. We were designed to consume breast milk as babies to grow and thrive. Breast milk is a combination of carbohydrates, protein and fat.
  2. The body was designed to secrete a variety of digestive enzymes, which are capable of breaking down any food or combination of nutrients at the same time. 
  3. Most foods naturally contain a combination of carbohydrates, protein and fat that aren’t designed to be separated. 

Hopefully Mariah’s stint on American Idol is a little less fleeting than this more confusing than calculus diet she tried back in the day. 

(Mariah’s approach to food combining: Big Mac, Fries and a Soda)

What do you think of Mariah’s old diet? Do you think it’s a stupid fad or do you believe in food combining? 

Don’t Bother Mastering This Cleanse

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Tsk. Tsk Beyonce!

Why on earth would you drink urine to lose weight? Oh right…

“Can you pay my bills…” 

Seems like money was the motivating factor as was not wanting to be “bootylicious” for your role in the movie Dream Girls.

Yep. Still have yet to seen that one. Not going to lie, I am still scarred from Austin Powers

What I also don’t want to see, ANYONE drinking the Master Cleanse Diet concoction of maple syrup, lemon, water and cayenne pepper! 

Watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities to find out why! I mean, money most likely isn’t coaxing YOU into doing this, so why, why would you!

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities!

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Morning Glory

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Are you giving that pot of coffee some sexually suggestive glances every morning around 10 am? 

While downing four cups of coffee may suppress your randy side, you may not actually need to imbibe. 

The reason why you may be lagging in energy is because you may have fueled up this morning on…

These energy robbing powder bombs. Or… 

These mushy artery clogging nuggets.

But if you truly want pin-sharp focus and enough energy to compete in five Olympic events, one after the next … check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries and see how you can karate chop your current unhealthy breakfast!

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

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Take a gander at what I really think the ideal diet and exercise plan is.

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