A weekly feast of celebrity diets with a side of fitness trends

Archive for April, 2012

Knead Gluten?

Gluten is pretty much as cool as socks and sandals in “celeb-ville”.

Hey look! Ice pops on my feet!

Wait, what is gluten?

According to trusty WIKIPEDIA… “Gluten is the composite of a gliadin and a glutelin, which is conjoined with starch in the endosperm of various grains.”

Endosperm?

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Baby Makes… Weight Loss?

Wait, huh? What… How’d that happen?

While celebrities are “just like us,” I cannot help but think they’re super human (or maybe NOT even human at all?) when it comes to losing weight after pregnancy!

I decided to put on my Sherlock Holmes hat and do some investigating!

Check out what I found in episode 5 of GiGi Eats Celebrities! I’ve got ALL the celebrity weight loss secrets!

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Kamikaze Crazy

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…

No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough!

99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around…

And everyone gets a DUI.

Every other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence.

I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal!

PETA gets so happy when they see this picture.

Not only are they jeopardizing other people’s lives by getting behind their Bentley‘s wheel, but they’re also jeopardizing their health by binge drinking.

Drinking in moderation actually has health promoting properties but clearly Mel Gibson, Chris Klein, Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes… and everyone else in “celeb-ville” (?) have no idea what moderation is.

The “Didster” just can’t stop!

When done appropriately, drinking may actually be healthy. (Emphasis on the MAY as some people MAY NOT benefit)

  • Reducing your risk of developing heart disease
  • Reducing your risk of dying of a heart attack
  • Possibly reducing your risk of stroke
  • Lowering your risk of gallstones
  • Possibly reducing your risk of diabetes

Alright, alright, before you pull a Matthew McConaughey and release your musical talent stark-naked…

Huh?

Check out the negative effects drinking has in excess.

Short Term:

  • You look like a doofus

Long Term:

  • Loss of brain cells
  • Liver failure
  • Stomach ulcers
  • High blood pressure
  • Certain types of cancer
  • Epilepsy
  • Nerve damage
  • Heart failure
  • Putting other people’s live at risk (if you take the wheel)

Think about that the next time you order a B-52, Appletini, Long Island Iced Tea or whatever your poison may be!

Prost! Zum Wohl!

Lindsey, go home!

Don’t forget to check out episode 4 of the GiGi Eats Celebrities (a little kick in your pants!) web series! Episode 5 will be thrown down your esophagus (too graphic?) April 17th!

Victoria’s Other Secret

Exercising sometimes feels worse than…

  • Getting a root canal
  • Being trampled by 3 herds of rhinoceros 
  • Smacking your head on pavement
  • Getting dragged to a Justin Bieber concert
  • Lindsey Lohan does after one of her ridiculous benders
  • Child birth

But these celebrity personal trainers may (or may not) be able to motivate you to get off your caboose and… let loose in the gym!

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