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Molehill Mayhem

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Alright everyone, lets be real.

We have all had to stomach the “pizza face” look at one point or another… Even the “aliens” in “celeb-ville” have had to deal with the pepperoni!

(Mmm… take-out)

But there are ways to minimize these pesky molehills!

Oh and you don’t have to go in debt while trying to pay for any ridiculous procedures… or use a year’s salary to buy eighteen different over-priced molasses thick concealers that wind up making you look like you have frosting on your face.

Who on earth is this delicious piece of chocolaty goodness? Any guesses?

Hey Chris, Brit, Cam, and the rest of you, why don’t you try…

  • Washing your pillowcases on a regular basis. Wait? Who does that?

That pillow looks ACNE INFESTED Rachel!

  • Eating vitamin-A rich foods. Bugs Bunny had it right!

Check out that SEXY complexion!

  • Keeping your hands off your face. Must… not… pop… blackheads!
  • Washing your face twice a day. Morning and night. Morning and night.
  • Avoiding excess makeup. Sorry clowns.
  • Taking a potent multivitamin. Unless you eat 4 tons of kale a day, you need to toss a multivitamin in your trap.
  • Including chromium and zinc in your diet. Don’t ask questions, just do it.
  • Moving your booty! Run a marathon… walk around the block, SOMETHING!

“People wonder why I work out so much! The secret is out!”

  • Stressing less. You SCREAMING at the doofus driving in front of you will do absolutely nothing to clear the traffic off the road.


So how do you keep your skin spotless? Any tips for…


Comments on: "Molehill Mayhem" (7)

  1. anonymous said:

    Argh, Love it especially the chocolate piece…who’s head is that!

  2. The background of your blog is awesome. Pictures are really funny. Yea, it’s definitely important to keep our hands off our face. Did you watch Contagion? In the movie, Kate Winslet’s character said “The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute. In between that we’re touching door knobs, water fountains, and each other.” Check out our post: Clean Hands Save Lives http://getphyt.org/2011/09/20/wash-your-hands/ and let us know what you think!

  3. I definitely need to work on the “hands off” method..I pop faster than you can scream “NO Don’t do it!” I do like the pillow case tip..so true. With this new found information I can prevent Orions belt from making its way onto my face.

  4. Heather @ Better With Veggies said:

    Sometimes I think I do eat 4 tons of kale every day, but I still take a multi. πŸ™‚

  5. You’re hilarious and you give good info. I am a major fan! Major fan of the keep your hands off your face – as a nurse and fitness fanatic my main places (gym & ER) are crawling with bacteria. Great tips! Keep on rockin’ lady!

    • Ha Ha Ha! Thank you for stopping by, I am thrilled I have acquired a new fan… Just get ready for my RIDICULOUS Thanksgiving video to be posted this Tuesday, LOL! And it’s so true, you must NOT touch your face! Germs are absolutely EVERYWHERE… Not to make everyone turn into a germaphobe or anything, but it’s true!!! When I go to the gas station, I especially feel disgusting and germy!

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