Oh celebipoos, it’s sooo great that you have found love (for the next fifteen minutes) but why do you have to flaunt your love affairs for all the world to see. Giving each other some sugar in public is just plain repulsive. So stick your tongues back in your own faces and get yourself to
a motel that swanky $2,000 a night Ritz Carlton presidential suite your “loins” are craving!
You know what actually may be worse than catching Janice Dickinson giving some sugar to a man about half her son’s age?
Actually taking the phrase “give me some sugar” literally.
Borrowing a cup of sugar from your neighbor, racing to the coffee shop because YOU NEED THAT triple shot of syrup in your morning brew… sneaking a spoonful of sugar from the pantry when no one is looking… All of these acts are just as bad as seeing Kelsey Grammer topless kissing his lady love.
So while viewing celebrities groping in public may be incredibly disturbing, sucking down sugar may actually be naughtier.
- Pucker Up! Kissable Valentine’s Lips! (themogulmom.com)
- Pucker up and gimme some sugar (soapscumbag.wordpress.com)
- Health impact of sugar overconsumption (medicalinsuranceinfo.typepad.com)